i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.
speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.
I reblog the stupidest shit at night
I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where I rode and ate horses til i was 15 when I moved. I have not seen a horse since, not even a picture! Only one painting I painted in 7th grade. My husband obviously thinks this is going to be an impossible task thats why I am taking this on the interwebs where i can get likes. I have 5,000 on facebook so I am almost there. I want brown horse with some white. I will braid the hair. Thanks so much everyone! Please help me achieve this! :) God Bless
reblogging because your handwriting is FUCKING GORGEOUS and NOT because I want you to EAT HORSES PLEASE DONT EAT YOUR HORSE IF HE GETS YOU ONE
GOOD LUCK xx
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
not hunger games. sacrifice.
Hunger Games implies one will live. We do not want that
You guys are the heroes Panem needs.
when kids stare at you for a long time
- straight character: (checks out someones ass)
- straight character: (engages in superfluous romance)
- straight character: (has lots of casual sex)
- straight character: (oh shit a love triangle)
- straight audience:
- queer character: (expresses hints of attraction)
- straight audience: UGH why does EVERYTHING have to come down to their fucking sexuality?? it doesnt MATTER it should just be a NON-ISSUE